during foreplay light him on fire and proclaim “Fire cannot kill a dragon,”
cosmo sex tip #23456789
as he reaches climax, whisper into his ear seductively: “you must be ned stark’s bastard”
Did you know that in Australia it’s five times more likely that you’ll pick a partner based on humour rather than looks so if you’re ugly but a hilarious motherfucker then you’re almost guaranteed love
yea but have u ever seen an ugly australian
i am waiting for an ugly australian to add their selfie to this post pls do it is beckoning you to tumblr fame
*hides good snacks from family members*
in australia, we pronounce ‘gif’ as ‘OI MATE THIS FUCKIN PICTURE IS MOVIN I AM SO FUCKIN FRIED’
(Source: rubee)
i just want a boy to like me
no not that one
(Source: loganlermen)
this is the best thing i’ve seen in my entire life
Thank you god
(Source: hippiehealthy)
You and me baby ain’t nothin’ but mammals so let’s have no choice but to eat the weakest of our young during the harsh winter months
